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Your red lipstick perfectly matches your braces, bad posture, and lack of interesting things to say.
did you bury your dog to make a shitty pun
But look how stoked the dog is
Anon’s History Professor Responds To A Social Justice Warrior
If a guy asks you to let him “just put the tip in to see how good it feels” tell him to stop being such a wimp and slam all of it into you. After he does that and looks to you for approval with a smug smile on his face, tell him again that you wanted all of his boner up in your guts, not just his little acorn tip. He will feel sad and incapable because he gave it his best shot and you showed him how weak and boring his wiener is. Maybe he’ll finally shut up now.
shrimp are referred to as an abomination four times more than homosexuality is in the bible