YOUR DAN, MY DAN

Who is Dan?
Dan is love.
Dan is life.
When you pray, Dan hears you.
If you behave as Dan has commanded, he may answer your prayers.
Dan is you.
You are Dan.
We must let ourselves go and embrace the Dan inside us.

WHO WOULD WIN IN A FIGHT TO THE DEATH?

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A megazord piloted by the singers of Creed, Puddle of Mudd, Daughtry, Lifehouse, and Staind or a 70 ft tall Nancy Reagan with hammerhead sharks for boobs?

Conditions: Reagan’s breastsharks are capable of breathing air and do not have minds of their own. They are completely under her control. An alternative rock mixtape serves as the fight music.

Analysis:

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